-"Could you not be the worst cuddler ever?" -Snookers, just kicking some fool out of bed and out of the house. Pimp hand strong! Then she lines up another one. This fails. Pimp hand weak.
-Emo Ronnie is super emo. Then he calls his daddy.
-"I'll stay another hour, because I know that she (Deana) took a shit and he (Sitch) bought a vehicle." -Pauly. There is no way that this purchase of a Fitty motorcycle will end badly. Great entertainment ahead.
-Ronaldo Sr. has a super sweet stache. That is what Ronnie needs in order to get back to being boss. Sr. is a pretty good father, actually giving sound advice to his kid. Now, if only he could get Junior to lay off the juice.
-"Snooks keeping it in the family." -Ronnie, actually laughing and behaving human.
-"There's no good, quality guys in Seaside." -Snooks, telling the truf.
-"They should have smushfest and get it out of the way...No feelings." -Pauly, on Snook and Vin. Because that always works.
-What an awesome prank...you spend hundreds to send some whores to Times Square. IF you stuck them with the tab, then it would be pretty funny.
"Someone pulled a prank on me, now I'm gonna get them good," by not talking to them and eating dinner alone -Situation. Awesome prank No. 2!
-"It makes me realize what a gluttonous piece of shit I am." -Vinny. Touche.
-"Now he has to bang me, to earn my friendship back." -Snooki, on Vinny.
-"Snooki and Deena have once again showed why they defy the law of intelligence." Says a guy who spent hundreds of dollars to "prank" those dumb whores and was just ditched by his friends for being a selfish dick.
-"Hi Sammy," -Pauly. Ronald: (Exit stage left). Wish it was Ronald: (Chokeslams Sammy into coffee table).
MVG: Situation, I guess, but really a lackluster showing by everyone. Though, after his terrible season, a couple of "pranks" give him the dub.
Bed Post Notches: None. Wizzi-Izzi-Eak. Shit's weak.
Next week: Ronnie cries and acts like a bitch. Lots of shit (literally). Snooki kills herself (hopefully).
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