-Apparently it is gayfest week in Miami, so J-Woww and Snicole decide they want to dance with some shirtless fags. Sadly, MVP isn't around, so they meet up with some random gay dudes to really have some fun.
(ASIDE: If you ask a guy what an awful night would entail they would probably say being stuck in a room with thousands of attractive single girls who dance with you, flirt with you, but have absolutely no interest in fucking you. If you flip the genders in that scenario, you have the "best night of the year" for girls. I do not understand bitches.)
{Even further ASIDE: Has anyone ever met a straight dude named Rudy? I mean the most famous Rudy right now is actually named Rudy Gay. And the movie Rudy is about some twink who sucks}
-Emilio actually gets mad about his girlfriend dancing with gay dudes. Jeeeeallllllloooouuuuussss, much? /gay voice
-MVP "spontaneously" ends up in a "Situation" where they have too many girls and too little dick. And one is supposedly a Grenade. Which one? I have no idea. I guess up close the boys could tell which of them were plastic and which one would "explode all over Ronnie's room." Really sad he wasn't there as well, as it would have been great to kill two birds with one grenade.
(Personal ASIDE: I have never had a problem with grenades because I have standards [or lack of game /self burn] and my friends love fatties)
Also, is it really a surprise to anyone that these guys finally get laid during Gay Fest?
-Some staged Angelina and Mikey drama leads to her being "excluded from dinner," but then they reconcile during a commercial break or something. Then no one ruins grace. So disapointing.
-"That's the word of the day: Sympathetic. That's a big word." -SNOOOKKKERRRS
-Sam finds the letter.
-Whole bunch of drama.
-"Wisely" is used in the letter, so Ron knows Snook-a-loop couldn't be involved. Because Ron isn't an idiot...besides that whole idea that he wouldn't be caught cheating while having a TV crew tape his every move.
-The Situation's cackling reaction to the situation is so awesome in this situation. It appears Sam and Ron are in quite the situation. Snooki would prefer we call it a pickle.
-"If it's on paper, it's true." I wrote that Mike was gay earlier. Now I'm printing it out anonymously. Gotta be true, I guess.
-"If they end up back together she looks like the dumbest bitch." She (Sam-man) is already pretty far ahead of the competition in that race.
Next Week: Sammy will hook up with a black dude. Ron will have a three-way with some freaky foreign bitches. Pauly will actually factor in the show. Vinny and Pauly D will actually do something entertaining.
Oh, wait. That is what should happen. Instead, Ron and Sam will fight. And the Situation will spit really contrived catchphrases. At least the J-Woww-Sammy rumble should take place, but if I know MTV (and I do), that will be at the DRAMATIC CONCLUSION of the episode.
In other news, FOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAALLLLLLL is almost here. Get ready for my CSU preview, Broncos preview, and for me to spit hatred at any team/person that dares try to defeat my favorite teams.
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