It is Thanksgiving, so you are likely getting fat, drunk and happy while watching shitty football games. If you are a little bored and fighting the itis, grab a chair real quick and delve into the reasons why I am thankful for sports.
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-We start where we left off last year, with Fernando Torres, who is back to form with Wundergoals like this one vs. Chelsea. Suck it, Gay Englanders:
More beautiful Fernando beautifulness:
-My second favorite soccer player comes from the great ole US of A. Clint Dempsey is the shit, and he is ballin' over in the UK:
Notice the "I Can't Feel My Face." Awesome.
-Segue complete, to Brandon Lloyd, who also celebrates in that manor and is also the sole Broncos' highlight this season:
-Speaking of awesome dances, Dougie-ing John Wall:
And the classic John Wall dance:
That ups my total of dance moves I can pull off to three, or four if you include dry-humping moderately attractive females.
-The fact that there is a video board in Moby Arena makes me super happy. This ups the atmosphere a ton. My goal for the year, get on the MobyTron and do the John Wall dance, then Dougie, then lack feeling in my face. I will do this, don't doubt me. I know people that know some people:
-Onto the ice, as the Avs are the only team that I really can enjoy at this moment. Fuck you, Nuggos:
-Ummm, here's an NBA highlight that everyone but those two fucko WOPs getting postered will enjoy:
I hate Oregon, especially their uniforms, and they think they are vastly overrated, but this song is awesome. At some point I hope another green and gold team inspires me to write such a song. I spontaneously shout out "I love my duggs" (because that is clearly what they say) nowadays after watching this while drunk. Thanks youtube!
All right boys, excellent hustle. Now let's go eat some goddamn leftovers, you slapdicks:
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