USA vs. Algeria: We best win. Win and we can sneak into first place in out group, over those roundfaced bastards. Then we probably don't have to play Germany, which would be nice.
Everything comes down to the US performance today. We can't afford a slow start because Algeria is super-stingy on D. I hope the US can take the game to them like we did for most of the contest vs. Slovenia.
Algeria was formerly occupied by France, and most of their top players end up playing for the French. Obviously the French suck at life, so anyone colonized by France is uber-pussies. I will not stand for Americans losing to these French-wannabes. Nuh-uh. Fuck that.
MERRRRRRIIIIICCCCAAAA!
Englanland vs. Slovenia: I hope they both lose. Since England is so good at ties it would be nice if they could do that again. 0-0 preferably.
Ghana vs. Germany: G's up, hoes down. If either team wins, they advance. Ghanaria spreads onto the finals with a tie, Germany must wait and see. No Klose leaves the Germs no closer to advancing (pun).
Australia vs. Serbia: The dirty Serbs need a result and a little help, the Aussies need a miracle (i.e. a win and Ghana win), especially without their two top players.
Yesterday: Argentina and South Korea advanced in opposite fashion. The fighting Marradonnas eased in with another dominant win, South Korea snuck in with a miraculous tie as Nigeria missed a billion goals in remarkable style.
In Group A Mexico and Uruaguay both advanced thanks the the suckitude that was France and South Africa. And while South Africa kinda sucks, the French took it to a whole new level. Read up here: Stupid surrender monkeys.
*Sorry this is a little weak, but I awoke in a different country yesterday. Give me a break.
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